{"id":447,"date":"2015-06-24T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-24T17:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skro.hellabeth.com\/?p=447"},"modified":"2015-06-24T18:44:00","modified_gmt":"2015-06-24T17:44:00","slug":"la-tete-dans-le-cul-0-preliminaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skro.hellabeth.com\/?p=447","title":{"rendered":"La t\u00eate dans le cul #0 &#8211; Pr\u00e9liminaire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est un fait commun\u00e9ment accept\u00e9, parler de sexe n\u2019est pas une chose facile, et c\u2019est une \u00e9preuve que les catholiques ratent de fa\u00e7on g\u00e9n\u00e9rale assez lamentablement. Soit d\u2019ailleurs qu\u2019ils n\u2019en parlent pas (ou d\u2019un strict point de vue technico-reproductif), soit qu\u2019ils s\u2019embarquent dans de grandes envol\u00e9es lyrico-wojtiliennes sur l\u2019union des corps comme pr\u00e9lude de l\u2019union \u00e0 Dieu et autres variations plus ou moins rat\u00e9es du Cantique des Cantiques (d\u00e9sol\u00e9, j\u2019avais un compte \u00e0 r\u00e9gler avec certains chants de mariage, c\u2019est chose faite, nous pouvons reprendre une activit\u00e9 normale).<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Le fait est qu\u2019avoir une activit\u00e9 sexuelle est quelque chose de normal dans un couple (j\u2019ai toujours aim\u00e9 cette phrase de ma m\u00e8re au sujet de la cohabitation pr\u00e9maritale\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0deux personnes sous le m\u00eame toit qui s\u2019aiment et ne couchent pas ensemble sont des menteurs\u00a0: soit ils couchent ensemble, soit ils ne s\u2019aiment pas\u00a0\u00bb) et que, de la m\u00eame fa\u00e7on que les autres activit\u00e9s domestiques, elle a besoin d\u2019\u00eatre cultiv\u00e9e et entretenue de fa\u00e7on harmonieuse et \u00e9quilibr\u00e9e<span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_447_1('footnote_plugin_reference_447_1_1');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_447_1('footnote_plugin_reference_447_1_1');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_447_1_1\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">[1]<\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_447_1_1\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\">et pas seulement AMDG<\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_447_1_1').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_447_1_1', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top center', relative: true, offset: [-7, 0], });<\/script>.<\/p>\n<p>Et qu&rsquo;il y a tout un tas de trucs racont\u00e9s sur le sexe qui m\u00e9ritent qu&rsquo;on les contredise et\/ou a minima une <em>disputatio<\/em> dans les r\u00e8gles<span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_447_1('footnote_plugin_reference_447_1_2');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_447_1('footnote_plugin_reference_447_1_2');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_447_1_2\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">[2]<\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_447_1_2\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\">oui, j&rsquo;ai pr\u00e9vu de parler porno \u00e0 un moment donn\u00e9&#8230;<\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_447_1_2').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_447_1_2', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top center', relative: true, offset: [-7, 0], });<\/script><\/p>\n<p>Cette nouvelle cat\u00e9gorie a donc pour objectif de compiler un certain nombre de notes et r\u00e9flexions parfaitement impersonnelles sur le sujet, qu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;agisse de r\u00e9actions \u00e0 des articles et\/ou d\u00e9bats des internets ou simplement des choses que j&rsquo;avais envie de dire.<\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;esp\u00e8re juste que je serai moins d\u00e9plorables que les autres gens que je fustige en introduction&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ah oui, et histoire de d\u00e9samorcer toute forme de tension qui pourrait s&rsquo;\u00eatre \u00e9lev\u00e9e: bite.<\/p>\n<div class=\"speaker-mute footnotes_reference_container\"> <div class=\"footnote_container_prepare\"><p><span role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" class=\"footnote_reference_container_label pointer\" onclick=\"footnote_expand_collapse_reference_container_447_1();\">References<\/span><span role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" class=\"footnote_reference_container_collapse_button\" style=\"display: none;\" onclick=\"footnote_expand_collapse_reference_container_447_1();\">[<a 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