{"id":438,"date":"2015-06-19T10:52:17","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T09:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skro.hellabeth.com\/?p=438"},"modified":"2015-06-19T11:48:01","modified_gmt":"2015-06-19T10:48:01","slug":"la-fete-de-lenfer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skro.hellabeth.com\/?p=438","title":{"rendered":"La f\u00eate de l&rsquo;enfer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Et oui, c&rsquo;est le mois de juin, et comme tout les mois de juin, Elle revient. Avec ses hurlements, sa musique forte, honnie par les bons chr\u00e9tiens&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Et non, je ne parle pas du festival de metal qui a lieu ce week-end dans les vertes prairies vend\u00e9ennes (ni de tous ceux qui essaiment dans divers coins de l&rsquo;Europe en cette saison)<span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_438_1('footnote_plugin_reference_438_1_1');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_438_1('footnote_plugin_reference_438_1_1');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_438_1_1\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">[1]<\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_438_1_1\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\">et je salue-z-au passage les copains qui sont en train de s&rsquo;y faire ramoner les tuyaux auditifs \u00e0 coups de gravier dans une lessiveuse ;-)<\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_438_1_1').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_438_1_1', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top center', relative: true, offset: [-7, 0], });<\/script> , mais du moment craint par tous les parents: les f\u00eates de l&rsquo;\u00e9cole.<\/p>\n<p>Aussi souhait\u00e9-je bonne chance \u00e0 tous ceux qui vont subir chor\u00e9graphies ridicules sur des musiques atterrantes (de Pharrell Williams \u00e0 Patrick S\u00e9bastien), hurlements de gosses surexcit\u00e9s par la pr\u00e9sence d&rsquo;un chamboule-tout ou d&rsquo;un ch\u00e2teau gonflables, ainsi que les pleurs et les grincements de dents subs\u00e9quents \u00e0 la rapide destruction du gadget d&rsquo;une qualit\u00e9 douteuse qui leur a \u00e9t\u00e9 remis en \u00e9change d&rsquo;une r\u00e9ussite plus ou moins encourag\u00e9e \u00e0 quelque jeu<span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_438_1('footnote_plugin_reference_438_1_2');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_438_1('footnote_plugin_reference_438_1_2');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_438_1_2\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">[2]<\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_438_1_2\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\">contrairement aux f\u00eates foraines o\u00f9 c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9chec qui est plus ou moins encourag\u00e9<\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_438_1_2').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_438_1_2', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top center', relative: true, offset: [-7, 0], });<\/script>.<\/p>\n<p>Et pour ceux qui ne sont pas parents, soyez un peu solidaires et regardez <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=S2E6kEy8WfQ\">cette vid\u00e9o<\/a><span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_438_1('footnote_plugin_reference_438_1_3');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_438_1('footnote_plugin_reference_438_1_3');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_438_1_3\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">[3]<\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_438_1_3\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\">Oui, j&rsquo;assume parfaitement le c\u00f4t\u00e9 contraceptif de mon lien&#8230;<\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_438_1_3').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_438_1_3', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top center', relative: true, offset: [-7, 0], });<\/script><\/p>\n<p>Mais pour finir sur une note positive, vu ce qu&rsquo;on trouve dans les dessins anim\u00e9s pour enfants maintenant, on peut r\u00eaver que la musique s&rsquo;am\u00e9liore dans le futur<span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_438_1('footnote_plugin_reference_438_1_4');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_438_1('footnote_plugin_reference_438_1_4');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_438_1_4\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">[4]<\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_438_1_4\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\">ceci n&rsquo;est pas un montage, mais un v\u00e9ritable extrait du film Planes 2<\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_438_1_4').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_438_1_4', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top center', relative: true, offset: [-7, 0], });<\/script>:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JdSBP3k05lM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Billet \u00e9crit sur l&rsquo;id\u00e9e d&rsquo;un tweet de @PerrineST<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\">De la musique inaudible, des hurlements, des chor\u00e9s merdiques&#8230; Les spectacles de fin d&rsquo;ann\u00e9e de mes fils : mon Hellfest \u00e0 moi.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Perrine Stenger (@PerrineST) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PerrineST\/status\/611787842621190144\">June 19, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"speaker-mute footnotes_reference_container\"> <div class=\"footnote_container_prepare\"><p><span role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" class=\"footnote_reference_container_label pointer\" onclick=\"footnote_expand_collapse_reference_container_438_1();\">References<\/span><span role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" class=\"footnote_reference_container_collapse_button\" style=\"display: none;\" 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